So once again I am back into playing Skyrim, in this case I have oddly progressed so little in the main quest that I don't even know the name of the giant black flying lizard thing that is threatening something. I have barely touched the Companion's quest chain, the Thieves guild is there so I can do all the small jobs that actually involve thievery, the civil war does not interest me at all, and fuck the Dark Brotherhood, their armour is tacky as shit.

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Alright guys i think this the best random text session with a friend i have ever had. A buddy of mine you might know him as Dash32 we are texting each other on our phones. Us being car guys we talk about mostly cars, and some pony stuff and i throw a pun here and there. This was so random though because as we talk about cars we started talking about some my little pony and applejack and some rainbow dash. Out of know we are basically singing Jason Aldeans badass song She's Country through the

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The two things I've enjoyed the most over the past year are, well, the obvious, and music. I started getting into both at about the same time, which wasn't a coincidence. I don't have the space to talk about it here, though.

These are all of the albums that I own that I listen to, and I will update this list when I obtain more.

(Please only look through all of this if you're actually interested enough.) Sorry that the pictures are gigantic.

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1823 inbox... Where did the light inside go? Did it Burnout?... There is no light inside the hollow. The sun has gone entirely out as well, killed. By who? What? I have not seen. And now... as the darkness settles in... I crave a lullaby... so I beg the sun killer...

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There have been lots of people who, out of the kindness of their heart (or sheer boredom), have chosen to read Fullmetal Pony and drop a line. Seeing those comments, questions, and demands to know when the next update would be have warmed my heart and pushed me to work a little more each day on chapter three's segments. I've made steady progress on parts one, two, and four, plus titles for all four segments.

So...would it be presumptuous of me to cheer when I see this on the homepage?

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Question: "Can you synthesize the plots and lore of all the mainline Final Fantasy games into one large story?"

Answer: "Apparently, you can. The result is something I call Final Fantasy: Aleph Null. And I'm going to need some more help making it."

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Clutch are a band for Pennsylvania who you might have seen on Bam Margera's series Viva La Bam performing The Mob Goes Wild, or you might know them for Electric Worry, the song used in the trailer for Left 4 Dead 2. Either way, they are one of my all-time favourite bands and they have earned their way into a legendary status through the years they've been performing live and honing their hard rock, semi-psychedelic sound.

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